"Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends: You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife."
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"When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife."
好鍾意呢類智者語錄! 仲有冇d 咁正既?
吓? 乜我渣估留言都要審閱架?? 咩野事呀?
我在 blog 界橫行多月,臭名遠播,都冇面畀乎?
渣估兄:
還有加菲貓語錄:
Money is not everything, there're Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
已解除審閱設定啦! 歡迎隨時隨地暢所欲言
好野!!! 咁我以後多d 黎搞串個party 喇!
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