The Great Lies of Scuba Diving
- Sure, anyone can learn to dive!
- Diving is perfectly safe!
- Nah, you don't have to be a good swimmer to dive
- You can learn to dive in just three days!
The ways to freak out the new diver onboard
- Have him actually read the disclaimer form.
- Tell her that everyone was commenting on how her butt looks much bigger underwater.
The signs you should quit scuba diving
- When someone tells you that you must have dropped ten pounds, you look around for your weight belt.
- You wake up and immediately backroll out of your bed.
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