Scuba diving

The Great Lies of Scuba Diving

• Sure, anyone can learn to dive!
• Diving is perfectly safe!
• Nah, you don't have to be a good swimmer to dive
• You can learn to dive in just three days!

The ways to freak out the new diver onboard

• Have him actually read the disclaimer form.
• Tell her that everyone was commenting on how her butt looks much bigger underwater.

The signs you should quit scuba diving

• When someone tells you that you must have dropped ten pounds, you look around for your weight belt.
• You wake up and immediately backroll out of your bed.